The Time Travel Sale: The Next Best Thing To Going Back In Time & Making a Different Decision
What if you could travel back and time and stop yourself before you got that tattoo? Perhaps you were sowing your wild oats or dating someone different back then who you thought you’d be with for a lifetime…Or maybe you assumed that literary quote would inspire you forever. Whatever the reason, how many of us haven’t wished we could go back in time and make a different decision? But until someone figures out how to build a spaceship that can travel faster than the speed of sound, we’re stuck in the here and now with our mistakes. Or are we?
Thanks to the Dr. Tattoff Time Travel Sale, we can fix some of the past with our handy dandy laser guns. That’s right, the Time Travel Sale is the next best thing to change what was written in ink. If you have a tattoo that is ten years or older, bring it on in (preferably still attached to your skin) and we’ll have a look. If we can remove it (which we probably can), we’ll tell you how long it will take and give you a quote that includes our tattoo removal guarantee, which is out of this world! So book an appointment.
And while you’re at it, if there’s some hair you’d like us to remove so we can restore your body to the hairless (or close to) state it was in when it traveled out of the womb, we can do that too. You can peep our hair removal offer for the month here.